MY NAME IS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN DAVIS

I OWN SQUATTER SQUAD INC.

 

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MY BUSINESS, LOVE MY WORK AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE DESTROYING SQUATTERS & RETURNING PROPERTIES TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS.

 

SINCE STARTING MY COMPANY I'VE HAD PEOPLE PULL GUNS AND KNIVES ON ME I HAD ONE GUY RUSH ME WITH AN AX BUT WE HAVE A 100% SUCCESS RATE AFTER TWO YEARS AND 72 SUCCESSFUL EVICTIONS.

 

WHEN I FIRST STARTED MY COMPANY I THOUGHT I WOULD BE DEALING WITH HOMELESS, DESTITUTE PEOPLE THAT WERE JUST DOWN ON THEIR LUCK BUT IT'S 100% NOT THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE PROFESSIONAL SQUATTERS, THEY ARE NARCISSIST WHO BELIEVE THEY JUST SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY RENT

 

SQUATTER SQUAD OFFERS THREE DISTINCT SERVICES GENERAL INVESTIGATIONS, SQUATTER PREVENTION AND SQUATTER EVICTION.

 

SQUATTER PREVENTION IS PROBABLY THE BEST INVESTMENT YOU CAN MAKE ON YOUR VACANT PROPERTIES WITH FEES AS LOW AS $499 WITH EVERYTHING INCLUDED, EVEN THE TAX. WE SECURE YOUR PROPERTIES WITH CARE.

 

SQUATTER EVICTION IS MUCH MORE DANGEROUS, DIFFICULT AND TIME CONSUMING SOMETIMES INVOLVING DOZENS OF MAN HOURS BUT EVEN FOR THIS SERVICE WE HAVE EXTREMELY LOW RATES STARTING AT ONLY $7,500 PLUS EXPENSES WHICH ARE USUALLY NEVER MORE THAN $1,500 FOR A NORMAL CASE.

 

FOR DIFFICULT AND OUT OF STATE CASE THE FEES CAN GO AS HIGH AS $15,000 PLUS EXPENSES

 

I HAVE CHARGED $15,000 ON ONE CASE, IT WAS A $17.8 MILLION DOLLAR HOME IN BEVERLY HILLS IT HAD 9 SQUATTERS THAT LIVED THERE FULL TIME AND UP TO 100 PEOPLE THAT JUST SHOWED UP EVERY NIGHT FOR THE PARTY

 

WE EVICTED ALL THE SQUATTERS AND RETURNED THE PROPERTY TO THE OWNER ON THE 9th DAY 

 

WITH NO CASH FOR KEYS AGREEMENT.

 

A BIT OF ADVICE ON SQUATTERS. IN THE FUTURE IF YOU HAVE A SQUATTER SITUATION DO NOT APPROACH THEM AT ALL IT REALLY IS TOO DANGEROUS TO DO YOURSELF & DON'T CALL THE POLICE, CALL ME.

IF YOU DON'T CALL THE POLICE IT MAKES MY JOB A LOT EASIER TO ACCOMPLISH AND THEN I CAN CHARGE YOU BELOW MY LOWEST RATE FOR THE EVICTION.

 

IF YOU HAVE ALREADY CALLED THE POLICE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, IT"S A COMPLETELY NATURAL REACTION & I CAN STILL HELP YOU NO PROBLEM.

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MY NUMBER #1 JOB IN SQUATTER EVICTION IS TO PROTECT YOU, MY CLIENT, FROM LIABILITY***

 

FOR THIS REASON WE HAVE NO CONTRACTS, NO RECORDED FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS BETWEEN US WHAT SO EVER, NO DIRECT CONNECTION SO YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE MUCH MORE THAN PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. TO SHIELD YOU FURTHER I WOULD ASK YOU TO CONSIDER USING A $50 BURNER PHONE FROM WALMART TO KEEP IN CONTACT ME DURING OUR ADVENTURE TOGETHER (If you've already contacted me it's NOT A PROBLEM!)

 

ADDITIONALLY I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I KEEP ABSOLUTELY NO CUSTOMER RECORDS ON OUR SERVICE ON EVACUATIONS. 

 

AS FAR AS YOU KNOW "THEY MUST HAVE BEEN ANOTHER SET OF SQUATTERS"

 

TECHNICS

I GO IN WITH A FAKE LEASE AND SQUAT ON THE SQUATTERS AND

THE POLICE ORDER THEM TO LET ME IN. 

THE TECHNICS WE USE AT SQUATTER SQUAD ARE 100% LEGAL NEVER THREATENING & CAN BEST BE DESCRIBED AS PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE, WE ALSO USE THE LAW AGAINST THEM, WE USE THREATS OF REPUTATION DESTRUCTION, INTERFERENCE WITH THEIR JOBS &  MOST OF MY OWN PERSONAL TECHNICS COME FROM THE FAMOUS FBI HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR CHRIS VOSS. A BRILLIANT NEGOTIATOR YOU SHOULD LOOK HIM UP.

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